Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Weight in the World of Warcraft
I fear this might be the only place for me to turn for assistance. This has become a nightmare for me, a true nightmare.
I'll start by saying I play a lot of MMORPG's, in particular World of Warcraft. I'm kind of a nerd I suppose. A big nerd actually. ^_^; Haha, I've been playing online for many moons. I do have a job and pull my own weight in my relationship, and my wife and I keep an impeccably clean house, aside from my slightly unruly computer desk area. I usually focus a lot more on cleaning house in WOW rather than keeping my desk clean.
I met my wife online back in 2000. She sent me a pic, and I spent more time fapping than leveling up. She was hot. We talked on various chat sites, and played together in a few different games. It was a match made in heaven- a nerdy girl that's also hot? Score!
Well, in 2001, we decided it was time to meet IRL. We got together and had a blast! You know how people say you meet someone from the internet for the first time, and it's a truly awkward experience? Like you just don't even know them? Not us! We hit it off big time, and before we knew it, she was packing her bags and leaving home to come be with me. A few of my friends said this might be too soon, but I didn't heed their warnings. I was just so happy to find someone I could relate to so closely, I was blind.
Well, just as soon as she moved in, she got comfortable. We got a second desk for the office, and she set up her comp, and things went smoothly for the first couple of months. Lot's of play time, if ya know what I mean. ^_^ Within three months, she was showering less and eating more than I do. She looked a little heavier, but I ignored it, and figured that's what happens when you're happy with a man.
She's around 350 now. At 5'4", that's... a little too much. O.o; In terms of fattitude, she's level 80- I can't even politely show concern about her health. I fear that she will continue to gain and I have to say that I was turned off a long time ago. I haven't had sex in about 5 years.
This is where WingedChick87 comes in. I met her on WOW, and we talk frequently on MSN. We've been engaging in cyber sex often, and although I kind of feel badly for betraying my wife, I have needs! I've given up hope on her ever losing weight, but I'm wary about leaving her and having the same shit start all over again.
What should I do? It's a sticky situation. I feel like my life has been inflicted with a status effect of epic proportions. I don't wanna think about my wife like that. It's not fair to her. But this certainly isn't fair to me either. Should I drop her and equip another wife? Or should I continue my quest to find the right item to change her back into the hot chick I landed to begin with?
Posted by SkinnyWizard
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